Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Psychedelic Stuff I've Said to My Kid

Does gnawing on that cow's butt make you feel better?

Peek-a-boo doesn't work with plastic wrap.

Are you brushing my hair with the phone?

Stirring your tea with a dog bone, good plan.

We're going to leave the tilty banana naked.

Mr. Ghost Foot is calling. Would you like to speak to him?

We need a key ring for all your q-tips.

Does this cake belong on your head?

That discount card must be telling some really good jokes.

Whoa, there's a body with a sock, that's so weird... PEEKABOO!

It feels rough, right, like the tiger's tongue?

Oh, so you're eating your jammies because I wouldn't give you more cheese.

Hello. Who's calling? Oh, hey, Bernadette! Lemme see if you're available - Hey, Bernadette, it's you calling. Would you like to speak to yourself?

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